Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Rest In Peace, Sayori...: We'll Miss You - Doki Doki Literature Club! Part 9

A clever gamer named sparkypi
Thought of something to go past your eye
The first poem, you see
With a highlight will be
A slight twist that foreshadows this video
How sly



Tuesday, June 26, 2018

I Love Baking!: Sayori, I... - Doki Doki Literature Club! Part 8

Let's make this poem about baking, since I love it so much:

Chocolate cookies on a baking sheet
What a wonderful thing you can eat
You can hardly notice the human meat
And a set of two wonderful pies
'Twas love when first sight set my eyes
Though everyone who eats them soon dies
Take a baking sheet and some good stuff
Though the process can be a bit tough
They won't stop squirming, you can't stab enough
But in the end you always have joy
And a fail-safe friend-making ploy
Let's just hope that they don't taste poor Roy



Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Having Natsuki Over: Things Just Got Real - Doki Doki Literature Club Part 7

Poem 7:

There was a man from Honalee
Who dreamt he was drinking some tea
He awoke very late
His thirst so to sate
To find out he had been drinking pee



Causing Discontinuities In The Timelines: Well This Poem Is... Different - Doki Doki Literature Club Part 6

This sixth one's a little brighter (made from the in-game keywords - 
parfait, giggle, kawaii, flower, fluffy, anime, bouncy, pink, valentine, cute, heart, games, whistle, sparkle, silly, forgive, insight, wonderful, boop, tenacious)

The parfait melts slowly in the oven
I giggle as a kawaii flower slowly forms
The fluffy cream takes a lot of lovin'
Takes time to make this in the dorms

Sitting down to anime as it storms
The couch is bouncy and pink
Like a valentine breaking all the norms
How I wish it was made of cute mink!

As I lay on this heart and sink
On its fluffy pads I play games
I whistle a tune and move Link
As Navi sparkles and moves in the frames

What a silly picture my figure claims
Please forgive my lack of insight
But the wonderful feeling of tonight proclaims
That a boop on my cat's nose is a delight

To invite someone over, I might
But tenacious as I've ever been
The thought of friends over's a fright
However pleasant the din of their torment and screams



Friday, June 8, 2018

Something's not right...: Bittersweet... - Doki Doki Literature Club Part 5

A fifth poem, how sweet (made from the in-game keywords - massacre, graveyard, suicide, anger, atone, scars, explode, horror, frightening, disarray, tragedy, pain, misery, hopeless, misfortune, judgement, broken, depression, death, unrequited)

Uh... let's somehow turn these into a Natsuki poem...

Baking a cake, a chocolate massacre
Candles like a graveyard adorning its crown
Eating this deliciousness is suicide
But your anger will subside with every bite
And you will want to atone for the scars you have caused

It explodes with flavor
Others watch in horror as I eat
A frightening amount of sugar
The frosting in disarray
But it would be a tragedy to leave it alone

I eat away my pain and misery
No longer hopeless
My misfortune melts in my mouth
As they cast judgement on my diet
My broken pieces melded together with sugar

No longer do I feel depression
As I finish each savory bite
This meal may be the death of me
But fear's smile on me is left unrequited
And I will die happy tomorrow



Monday, June 4, 2018

Natsuki Used Taunt! It's Super Effective!: Closet Conundrum - Doki Doki Literature Club! Part 4

Here's a fourth poem from the Doki Doki book of poetry (made from the in-game keywords - clouds, kawaii, fantasy, chocolate, vibrant, silly, anime, hop, parfait, kitty, flying, rainbow, fluffy, intellectual, extreme, kiss, twirl, boop, bunny, fireflies):

I watch the clouds on a sunny eve
Their kawaii shapes swirl in my fantasy

A chocolate castle, vibrant with silly creatures:
An anime girl hopping from a parfait
A little kitty, flying near the rainbows
The fluffy intellectual in extreme thought
Given a soft kiss from a twirling dancer
Then booped on the nose by a cloud-white bunny

Fireflies dancing around the scene 
As the castle is set ablaze
Dooming them all to a fiery end